So many animals in d zoo

So many animals in d zoo

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
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Mouse

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Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
“(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

So many animals in d zoo

So many animals in d zoo

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse

(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
“(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

So many animals in d zoo

So many animals in d zoo

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
“v”
Mouse

(@v@)
( “=” )
Owl

o(o¿o)o
(!)’(!)
Monkey

(@¿@)
“(<>)”
aaila ! Tum bhi

Tarasta Hai Dil

Tarasta Hai Dil Teri Awaaz K Liye
Teray Mohabbat Bharay Alfaaz K Liye
Hum or kuch nahi mangte tum se
Bas

(’.')

! !
Insan ban jao khuda k liye.

Balti, Soap, Towel

!_____!
!_____!
!_____! Balti

(==) Soap

:*******:
:*******: Towel
:*******:

Ye sab bhej diya hai.Plz aaj ZaRooR naha lena..

Ye Lo Qenchiyan

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– /\ /\
–O O O O
Ye Lo Qenchiyan

Logon Ki Jaib
Kato
oR
sMs K Liye
Pese Jama
Karo

Kanjusi Ki B
Koi Had Hoti Hy,.

Come here

Come here,
take off ur pants+get on top of me.
Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.
Lovingly urs,
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“‘I____”TOILET”
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Ye machli hamari dosti ki nishani hai

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Ye machli hamari dosti ki nishani hai,
ise sambhal ke rakhna,
ye kahin mar na jaaye,
isliye cell ko pani mein daal kar rakhna 

Ye Sab Mujhe SMS Nahi Karte The

Ye Sab Mujhe SMS Nahi Karte The

(-_-) (-_-) (-_-)(-_-) (-_-)
Ye Sab Mujhe SMS Nahi Karte The.
Sabko GAJINI bana Dala.
Ab Soch lo, Baal Pyare Hai ?
Ya Balance ? 

Some beautiful lines Just 4u

Some beautiful lines Just 4u
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Nice Na..? 

Hmesha Galat mat Samjho

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LL '.
Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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Ye naya injection

Ye naya injection
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khas un k liye jo
msg nahi karte
isko lagate hi kanjusi
dur ho jayegi
jab asar karne lage to
reply kar dena…!! 

Kya ye bacche apke hai!

<(-.-)> Chingu
<('.')> Pingu
<(*_*)> Mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
Ager nahi to aage bhejdo,
Jiske honge rakh lega,
Surat mil rahi thi to lga apke honge! 

Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau!

Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau!

Dil chahta hai aap ki dosti me dub jau,
___\(‘,’)/___
-_ -_ -_ – _
- – - – - -
Oye MUJHE Bahar NIKALO,
Me Toh MAZAK Kar Raha tha 

ascii sms joke

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Oye Hello..!

Ye Harktein Choro,

Chalo Shabash. . .

Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!

A Dog was Doing SuSu On wall

A Dog was Doing SuSu On wall
Suddenly Wall Fell on Dog
&
He Died On d SPOT

Then All Dogs Decided 2 Give 1 Leg Support 2 Wall
While Doing SuSu

animal sms jokes

→ When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
 Because there are more geese on that side              

→ Why do cows wear bells?
 Because their horns don't work              

→ What did the turkey say to the chicken?
 Gobble gobble              

→ Why do hens lay eggs?
 If they dropped them, they'd break                

→ Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
 The outside            

→ Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
 How long have you been acting this way?
 Since I was a puppy! 

→ Two snakes meet each other..
 First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
 Second snake:Why?
 First snake:Because I bit my lip!                  

→ Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
 A : Jumpsuits!               

→ Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
 A : French flies and a diet Croak               

→ Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
 A : Unhoppy             

→ Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
 A : A centipede with a wooden leg               

→ Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
 A : Spoiled milk.                

→ What kind of work does a weak cat do?
 A : Light mouse work              

→ Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
 A : All his feathers are combed over to one side                 

→ How do you circumcise a whale?
 A : You need at least four skin divers

Jokes SMS

Doctor- i have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient- give me the bad news first.
Doctor- the lab called with your test results. U have 24 hours to live.
Patient.- that's terrible! What could b more worse than this?
Doctor- i have been trying to reach u since yesterday!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Two beggars met. Two software engineers met. Both asked the same question to each other. Guess What 'So? Which platform are u working on?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Advice: Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

To be a Good professional ,
Always start to study late for Exams .
Because it teaches how to manage Time
And tackle Emergencies !!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Wrote your name on the sands.....It got washed away,i wrote your name in air....It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...I got heart attack!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy. Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

There is always a DRIVE SLOW board near boy's schools, but n ot near girl's college.. Why? COZ vehicles automatically go slow....
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I heard someone whisper your name,
But when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone,
Then I realize it was my heart
Telling me that I miss you.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat we use 2 write in 1 exam.join us in promoting d noble coz of saving treez.....say NO 2 exams:-)
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... Pay The Bill
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

It iz d Mayuri which dances whn it rains, It iz the
Koyal which sings whn Autumn comes, It iz my Heart which does
Both whn your thought comes to my mind
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Last night I wanted to send you a msg,
But all I could write was,
noh ss!W ! .
It didn't make mush sense
Until I read it upside down...
~ Jokes SMS Text Message 

Jokes SMS

Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy, a dream come true
It was the day I met you.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

It takes 15 trees to
Produce the amount
Of paper that we
Use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble
Cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Cute� Good looking� Easy to handle� Cool� Sexy� Nice structure� Its my mobile. How about your?
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Teacher to student: which book has helped u most in u r life?
Student: my father's cheque book
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

God created da earth,
God created da woods,
God created u to,
But then, even God makes mistakes sometimes!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Terror English:
1. there is no wind in the football.
2. The girl with the mirror (specs) comes here.
3. I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?
4. You 3 of you stand together separately.
5. You go and understand the tree.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Sara: do you know what is similarity b/w chewingum and begum?
Babblu: yes both are sweet in the begning
But
Shapeless,tasteless and sticky in the end
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive,
Not how U listen but how U Understand,
Not what U see but how U feel,
And not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

SAM- I woke up this morning & felt like going out & getting a job!
PAM- Did u?
SAM- No.. I stayed in bed until d feeling passed... ;-)
~ Jokes SMS Text Message 

Jokes SMS

CNN News.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. But, sweet ppl are hard to find .. OH MY GOD! How did u find me

Our friendship means a lot 2 me.. U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf .. U jump out of the window ..I look down & then... I lauf again

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be .. One heart that would always beat for you .. You know Whose??? .. Your Own Stupid!!!

The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass & flowers 2.. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

U r a donkey
D 4 decent .. O 4 outclass .. N 4 nice .. K 4 kind .. E 4 excelent .. Y 4 young

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom .. & without ugliness there can be no beauty .. So the world needs YOU after all!

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. I cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

U r stupid
S 4 super .. T 4 talented .. U 4 unique .. P 4 pesron .. I 4 in .. D 4 demand

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Preeto: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Jeeto: A rumor
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Q: Why don't men often show their true feelings?
A: Because they don't have any. 1
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
Another playing football and
The third one was caught reading this txt message
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Aim for the stars.
But first, aim for their bodyguards
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Phonebook Dilemma Why r there no phone books in China? Coz there r so many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will Wing the Wong number.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Q:- what do u get when u cross a librarian and a lawyer? A:- All the information you want, except you can't understand it.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Seeking luv iz a mission... Finding luv iz a complexed ambition... So y not go wiv the asian tradition, and let the parentz make the decision...
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, i've lost my electron. The other says, Are you sure? The first replies, Yes, I'm positive...
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Written outside a temple:
Q: Why should we believe in GOD?
A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.
~ Jokes SMS Text Message

Santa: How much the earth iz far frm here?
Banta: one kilo meter.
Santa jumped into d sea nd asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards !!
~ Jokes SMS Text Message